our electric bill is always high because someone always leaves the swag turned on
- Boy: Hi
- Girl: I have a boyfriend
- Boy: I said hi not suck my dick
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
- suburban middle class white girls: nigga
